The Campaign For DA

11.12.2015

Cattle Trailer Overturns In Dallas And We've Got A Runner!


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obvious the two TXDOT guys in yellow vests aren't country boys. You don't chase a steer on foot with a couple of hundred yards lead on you. You boys need to mount up.

DF Charles Goodnight

Anonymous said...

Cow lives matter!

DF JOHN CHISUM said...

KAT--- Get out there and help. And remember, it's all in the wrist!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Any word on when traffic will be moo-ving again?

Anonymous said...

You don't chase a steer, ever, genius. You go wide around them, and push them back. Best if you have a mama to lead them with, but he's probably too old to lead.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Rage, TMI on how you corral your sexual partners!

Anonymous said...

It's all about the feed sack. Shake that feed sack!

DF Ralston Purina

Anonymous said...

11:07, that's no way to talk about your mom.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Rage, Was your mama a he also?

Anonymous said...

Rage only has two partners, right hand and left hand.

Anonymous said...

Let out all the middle schools in the area and have the world's largest calf scramble. Winner gets an assault rifle and a free ride to Cedar Valley Community College!

Quadruple DF Bipartisan Commission of Texas

Anonymous said...

This is why I always carry a rifle.

Beef. It's what's for dinner