Kid Doesn't Want To Go To Arkansas Games Because "They Always Lose"

Buddy, let an ol' timer set you straight. I may not have walked five miles to school in the snow, I may not have suffered through the Great Depression, and I may not have had to fear being drafted into Vietnam, but when it comes to college football, I know suffering.

Baylor Won/Loss Record

And you, kid, don't know suffering. Now get back to to Angry Birds or whatever if is you kids do.