- Sheriff Joe - If the KKK held an election for a sheriff, he'd win in a landslide
- Nancy Grace - If charges are filed against you, you're guilty
- Sean Hannity - Doing a bit all the way to the bank
- Rush Limbaugh - Ditto
- Mark Cuban - Living off dumb Yahoo! money for over a decade
- Lane Kiffin - He could make Baylor 0-11 next year as a head coach
- Dennis Prager - Thrice married pseudo intellectual radio host who thinks college will corrupt you because you're not smart enough to develop your own belief system.
- Ben and Skin - Sports radio personalities on The Fan who specialize in unfunny bits
- Joe Jamail - His days as a UT bully are numbered
- Judge Jerry Ray - Retired judge who didn't understand that a Fort Worth jury understood DWI law more than he did
- Sen. Lindsey Graham - He's a dumb Ted Cruz
- Joel Osteen - I'm finally on to this guy
- Harry Reid - The Democrats need him as a spokesperson like they needed Tip O'Neill
- Chris Berman - Even once he retires from ESPN, he will never leave this list
- George P. Bush - Trying to capitalize on a name that can't be capitalized upon
- Greg Abbott - A bigger fraud and panderer than Rick Perry. And I didn't think that was possible
- The Family Cat - But she's better than she used to be
- Dan Patrick - the Texas Lt. Gov. candidate, not the sports guy
- Craig
Watson Watkins- He became Dallas DA in a shocking Democratic takeover and, despite not being able to spell Penal Code, they may never be able to get rid of him
- Mark Levin - Right wing radio host who makes me think, "Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me."
- Dennis Miller - realized he could avoid irrelevance by hate filled rants for the Fox News crowd
- Robin Thicke - Does he realize he'll have to sing that song for the rest of his life?
- Clarice Tinsley - I hold her personally responsible for that horrible Fox 4 bit of reading viewers' reaction on Facebook on a flatscreen and then reading comments from her phone
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- Ken Anderston - Former Williamson County DA responsible for wrongful imprisonment of Michael Morton
- President Obama - The only shock is that it took the commenters over five minutes to add him.
- Me - For inaccurate sports predicting and ambulance chasing. (Obviously from someone who knows me so very, very well.)
- Daniel Snyder - Redskins owner
- Rowdy - Cowboys' mascot and should be a Hall of Famer on this list
- TxDot engineer who designed 287/350 interchange
- Tom Bishop - former constable
- Decatur PD
- Justin Beiber - I should have thought of him
- Kathleen Sebelius
- Rage
- Michael Bloomberg - Billionaire mayor of New York who wants to deprive you of sodypop
- Martin Bashir - Basically fired from MSNBC for Sarah Palin comments
- Alec Baldwin - Fired from MSNBC for homophobic slur at photographer
- Richard Simmons
- Intern who made up the names of the pilots of the Korean Jet that crashed in SF - I couldn't disagree more. This guy was a genius.
- Montague County Sheriff Paul Cunningham - nominated by employee. Make that a disgruntled employee.
- Gretchen Carlson - Fox News blonde
- Ann Coulter - Can't believe I forgot about her, but she's got a much lower profile these days.
- Turf - The Bridgeport/Decatur rivalry never gets old
- Testosterone cream - Ok, that was funny.
- Doug Fulwood - former Decatur band director. (Man, we're getting deep into this now.)
- Eric Holder - What took you guys so long?
- Nancy Pelosi - Ditto
- Wendy Davis - Ditto
- Joe Biden - Ditto
- Piers Morgan - I really like this CNN guy.
- David Dewhurst - I would have put him on my list but it's just too dang obvious.
- MzChief - Her recent appearance guaranteed a nomination.
- Repete - Call back joke regarding a WFAA weather graphic
- Real Housewives of [Anywhere] - Not a bad selection
- Toronto Mayor Rob Ford - How dare you nominate him, sir!
- Sarah Palin - She made a strong push to make my list with her War on Christmas book, but overall she was quiet this year.
- Courtney Stodden - Oh, come on. She has something to offer.
- John Cornyn
- "Speaks volumes" guy and the guy who uses "Obammy"
- "Simon Cowell Nicki Minaj Lady Gag - not mispelled" - They are so far off my radar that I didn't even consider them
- Walter White - Don't even joke about including him. Especially since he died in that car and had that lengthy revenge dream.
- Britney Spears - The official LL girl? No way.
- "And Another" Teachers
- The Decatur Beggar - It's not nice to dogpile at Christmas time.
- "John Holmes Ghost" Guy - He pushes the envelope, but he's got a little something
- Wordkyle - Let the record reflect he finally made the list at 3:22 p.m.
- "Snow monkeys - The Double Fake Nolan Ryan" - Hey, they may be your nemesis, but they are just lovable little creatures to the rest of us.
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