Sheriff Joe To The Rescue

 The self-proclaimed ‘America’s Toughest Sheriff’ is joining forces this weekend with action movie star Steven Seagal to train volunteer armed posse members to defend Phoenix-area schools against gunmen. More.

And while he's not using movie stars for trainers, he's driving up the price of sporting goods. 

My deputies are arresting several employees of Sportex apparel Tempe who are using false identification.12 in custody so far.
— Joe Arpaio (@RealSheriffJoe) February 8, 2013