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2.15.2013

Congressman's Secret Daughter Taking You Into The Weekend


He was tweeting her during the State of The Union and everyone thought the single congressman had a girlfriend. In order to stop the rumors, he had to admit he had a daughter.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hot! I hope she is pro life and not in favor of gun control! Oh, wait I dont care!

Anonymous said...

Ban secret daughters!

Anonymous said...

You had to know he was a Democrat since the mainstream media isn't making a big deal out of it and calling for his crucifixion.

Anonymous said...

Ban hot chicks in funky trucker hats!
Whew- try saying that 5 times fast. Nomasayin?

Anonymous said...

finally, a story with a happy love story ending!

Anonymous said...

And the TV, radio and other media that went after the guy by assuming it was a secret lover? Any consequences for their lies? Of course not.

Anonymous said...

God bless this poor bastard child.
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Anonymous said...

Nicepiece.com

TF Willie Clinton

Anonymous said...

I would lick the Congressman's toes for just a chance at drinking a quart of her bath water.