11.05.2012

Sign Near Courthouse Square


It's been there for a while, but I suppose it will come down after the election.

83 comments:

Anonymous said...

Romney in a landslide

Anonymous said...

Makes sense to me.

Anonymous said...

funny but true

Anonymous said...

It will just be corrected to read as:
Did you vote for the losing ticket of Obama/Biden? Come in and get your free I'M A MORON bumper sticker!

ROFL!

Romney is the train on the track!

Anonymous said...

Dear business owners, who I'm sure depend on business revenue from customers that cast votes on both sides of the party fence (whether you realize it or not:

It is my opinion that business owners, who makes his/her opinions so harshly and publicly known, are the only morons.

Sincerely,
A business owner who knows when to keep their political and religious beliefs and business separate.

Anonymous said...

Well it is FREE, and Obama voters really, really and I mean really like their free stuff!

Anonymous said...

Romney was in a landslide? Is he okay?

Anonymous said...

Where's the Stay Classy guy?

Rage

Anonymous said...

Did you get yours yet, Barry?

Anonymous said...

And every church should have "Believe in a magical man in the sky? Come in for your I'm a moron sticker!"

Ha ha!

Intelligent Man!

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS:
The Primo's crowd is now migrating to the square. That will be all.

Anonymous said...

9:40, As a business owmer myself I would normally agree with what you say, but this is Wise County. They probably ran away like maybe 2 potential customers while gaining an untold amount. Sometimes in business it can pay off to to be political or religous in nature because you solidify a base of customers with similar values.

DF Dan Cathy

Anonymous said...

9:42.........love it!!! So true!

Anonymous said...

9:40, Chick Fil A let their feelings be known and you can see how it increased their business. Good luck with yours.

Anonymous said...

500 retired generals and admirals endorsing Romney can't be wrong.

Anonymous said...

It would have been funnier if they had misspelled 'moron'.

Nosealot said...

So who is going to read the sign to those voters?

Anonymous said...

Get a brain, moran.

Anonymous said...

940
its a shame you've learned all that, and yet you still havent learned how to keep your mouth shut. the only difference between you and the business owner is he is'nt scared to put his money where his mouth is.

Anonymous said...

10:53, It wouldn't have mattered how they spelled "moron", the only word on that sign that would be recognized by an Obama voter would be "FREE"!

Anonymous said...

Where's the "LIKE" button on this blog?

Just ask an Obama voter why they are voting for him and you will see why they are called morons. Those voting for Obama are uneducated to the millionth degree.

Anonymous said...

Still not as clever as the fast-food Chicken Express restaurant in Bridgeport that had a sign four years ago announcing a Hillary Clinton special: "Two fat thighs with small breast and a left wing."

A lot of Wise County liberals had their panties in a wad over that one!

The Jackal

Anonymous said...

If Obama wins, this business owner may go out of business, regardless, so there is no risk, IMO.

Anonymous said...

If Romney wins it will be outsourced anyway.

Anonymous said...

True or not, it does make Decatur look trashy. Just put up a rebel flag also.

Anonymous said...

Election 2012: Moron or Mormon

Anonymous said...

I got it, 11:08. Don't let 11:14 get you down.

Rage

Anonymous said...

12:07, are you serious? Trashy?

You're just goofey!

Anonymous said...

12:07 PM..

The rebel flag can hang next to the messkin flag. We celebrate diversity here in classy Wise Co.

Anonymous said...

So much pridefully ignorant assholery in one single shot ... and of course, in the comments section of my favorite blog. [sigh]

I mean, "GET A BRAIN MORANS" is right -- forget the jackassitude of the sentiment; this stupid thing isn't even grammatically correct.

Anonymous said...

To all of you who make claims to know what Obama voters are like:

I'm an Obama voter and you haven't gotten one thing right about me. And that's a fact! It's not an opinion stated as if it is a fact -- which is something you anti-Obama guys do here repeatedly.

Anonymous said...

I'm heading to town to see what store that is so that I will never step foot in that place.

Anonymous said...

What is sad is that they ran out and are having to print more.

Anonymous said...

Win or lose, life will still be redneck city in Decatur.

el gran poste said...

i got one of those stickers and put it on my bulldozer. by the way, Decatur was sooo untrashy before JK put that sign up.

Anonymous said...


11:21.........I have a post graduate degree and am a former high school teacher. I will vote for President Obama. Believe it or not, I live in Wise Co.

Anonymous said...

Remember don't RENIG in 2012. Vote, vote and vote some more. If you do RENIG, go to Decatur and get you a bumper sticker ASSAP

The Secret Police said...

12:58
I have good news! You are NOT a democrat, if what you say is true.

Anonymous said...

11:21: I'm a Wise County native, white, married, heterosexual, parent of two young children, age almost 40, with a post-graduate degree and a financial picture that puts me at the very cusp of the 1% ... and I'll be a second-time Obama voter tomorrow.

lkm said...

1:01 when you find out please post the business. I don't live in Decatur but I will be glad to take your place in doing business there.



lkm

The Secret Police said...

12:58
If what you say is true, I have good news for ya. You are not a democrat.

Anonymous said...

500 retired military endorsing Romney while anti-war media ignores casualties and deaths are up under Obama in Afghanistan. Bush 660 Dead, 2637 injured in 8 years Obama 1,398 dead, 11,529 injured in 3 years.

Foreign policy failure like contracting security to locals for our mission in Benghazi. The guards did not carry guns! More Jimmy Carter foreign policy that allowed Iran to take hostages!

If anyone watche the movie last night on killing bin Laden, Obama refused 3 times before giving the go-ahead. Almost blew it and then he took credit for it. The Navy Seals campaign ad, A Hero never spikes the football, is another reason the military is 500 to 3 in endorsing Romney over Obama.

So, I agree the "I'm a maroon" shirt is appropriate for Obama voters. A nicer version would be "I don't have a clue".

Anonymous said...

1:28, Proof that morons exist at all levels of education! Former high school teacher? Couldn't even cut in the not so real world?

Anonymous said...

1:28

Let me guess.....sociology.

Anonymous said...

1:28, let us know how that works out for you. Go make us Men folk a sandwich and we will let you know when its okay to Talk.

Anonymous said...

where is your 'degree' from?
prairie view?

hahahhahahaha

Anonymous said...

128 quit hogging up all the stupid, go get a bumper sticker you moron!

Anonymous said...

1:28-That's because you have more than a high school education or GED. The most intelligent people in the United States will vote for Obama. The funny thing about the sign is the unintentional irony. What is so sad about this election is that the poor and uneducated have so much to lose if Romney is elected. It's as if the fact that Obama is African American makes any actual intelligent thought fly out of people's heads. I grew up in Wise county, and I find it so unfortunate that it's still as small minded as ever.

Anonymous said...

Decatur not only looks trashy, it IS trashy, and it smells really, really bad. Who are the idiots that decided to put the sewage treatment plant where it is? When the wind blows from the south, as it is prevalent to do so, EWWWWWWWWW. No wonder your football team sucks.

Anonymous said...

1:28

So you are a product of the system that tries to instill your beliefs on our children because you think you are right and everyone else is wrong?

Anonymous said...

News Flash
Post graduate votes for post turtle.

Anonymous said...

2:44 - "The most intelligent people in the United States will vote for Obama?"

On a blog full of incredibly stupid statements, that might be the winner!

Anonymous said...

I'll go out on a limb here and say that the majority of the 500 retired Military Generals and Admirals are now investors in war, consultants and/or lobbyists for the military-industrial complex that the Republican warmongers fall all over themselves to support.

Anonymous said...

2:44

I have a Mensa card. I voted for Romney.

Do you have a Mensa card, or a Densa Card?

Anonymous said...

The sticker expresses the true substance of the typical republican.

Anonymous said...

1:58

Please explain why you would vote for Obama when all evidence says you should not? Do you know something we do not?

Anonymous said...

Hey Secret Police, I have good news! Nobody cares what you say, even if you say it twice!

Anonymous said...

RON PAUL 2012!!!!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that news guy on channel 8 named Ron and he3 is always trying to get people to ask for "More Ron in the morning". Catch the pun? More Ron = moron
He would love that bumper sticker.

Anonymous said...

1:58...Two stickers for you then!

Anonymous said...

3:36 They are more than likely just like the Obama voters that call into talk radio.

UNEDUCATED and always shown to be gullible for the untrue.

Anonymous said...

3:34 and the true substance of the Obama voter.

PROVEN FACT.

Anonymous said...

What sect of American changes his name from...say... Barry Soetoro to Barak Hussein Obama? or say Cassius Marcellus Clay to Muhammed Ali?

Anonymous said...

"financial picture that puts me at the very cusp of the 1%"

Then I guess you missed out on the class war that Obama has promoted. You should actually be ashamed of yourself for being that succesful....I mean, how dare you strive for the 1% Shame on you, you big ol' mean rich person! Taking advantage of the tax code, shrewd investing, hard work, expensive education.....us 99%ers should really hate you huh! I bet you even wear them fancy JoS A. Bank duds that any good 99%er should be taught to hate.

Upper Middle 99%er's for Romney

Anonymous said...

You want to straighten out this mess? Vote for me, Barry Green, 2016.

I approve this message BSG.

Anonymous said...

The unfortunate thing is that there are more morons than intellectuals.

Anonymous said...

Generals gather in their masses...just like witches at black masses.

Anonymous said...

2:46,

"Who are the idiots that decided to put the sewage treatment plant where it is? When the wind blows from the south, as it is prevalent to do so, EWWWWWWWWW"

Hey dumbass, almost all sewage treatment plants are south of the cities they serve.

Now, as an Obama voter, can you figure out why, before the 2016 election?

Call Biden for a clue.

Geez, you people really are idiots.

God help the country.

Anonymous said...

4:49, as I've said on this blog more than once: I'm 1% now -- or maybe the 1.5%, heh -- but I'm from just about as poor as you can get and still have a roof over your head. I got where I am via a combination of luck -- e.g. the family I was born into -- and hard work, aided by such things as a solid public education (Decatur, K-12) and a college that (though private and very expensive) had need-blind admissions, with gubmint-run programs like work-study, Pell and Stafford to make up the difference. I met my spouse in college (a person from a background nearly as poor as mine, btw), and via not only our own talents and work ethic but also a lot of right-place/right-time happenstance, we built together the life that we now have. SO: Both of us recognize that we never could have gotten to this place without certain opportunities, and we'd much rather make sure America is still the kind of country where that can happen, than save ourselves a few thousand bucks a year and slam the door of opportunity shut behind us.

There's no shame in being successful -- the shame is trying to keep others from it.

Anonymous said...

Because 5:05, the council were Republicans.

Anonymous said...

What, no December 21, blah, blah, blah post?

Goober Numpty said...

3:32
I could join the Mensa bragging society. Never had an interest.

You know the average dumb comment here? Half are dumber.

Anonymous said...

BLA BLA BLA...GO OBAMA!!!! Romney is like the Decatur Eagles and will lose. Too many "personal fails."

DF Mitt Romney

Anonymous said...

Will try to figure out which business this is, they won't get any money from me. The sign will be gone before I'm there.

Anonymous said...

If you love your Grandma, vote for Romney to overturn the $760 Billion cuts in Medicare!

Anonymous said...

The 1% let Japan into nascar.

Anonymous said...

Vote for the Mormon not the Moron

Anonymous said...

On Dec 21 2012, we will all look like Morons.

Anonymous said...

6:25, All that education and you still didn't get my comment! BTW Romney is not going to close the door on those programs....a society with no jobs will have no way to pay for these programs going forward. Believe it or not, business runs this country. If you keep creating extended barriers of entry to business and capping profitability with exorbinant taxes and excessive regulation the economy will continue a downward spiral. The educational opportunities for future generations will be all for nothing!

Anonymous said...

Yea 8:46 - I was getting worried that you had already left without waiting for us on December 21, 2012!

Anonymous said...

Topography/gravity. That is why waste water plants are located to the south. South is usually downhill.

Anonymous said...

1:28 Hows that sandwich coming for us Men Folk

Anonymous said...

11:16, I am working on it but my armpit hair got twisted in a not, then I had to go burn one to relieve my chronic anxiety and I forgot what I was doing. I also tripped and broke my birkenstock so I had to burn one more. You want that on ezekiel bread with a splash of patchouli oil?