- Christina at AMA's last night. JLo almost needed more clothes.
- I like Best Buy but they've got a "we've upgraded this computer and selling it for $100 more than advertised"scam that is shameful. More later.
- It may be Thanksgiving week to you but it is JFK Conspiracy Week to Mrs. LL.
- Michelle Obama makes an appearance at NASCAR and is booed. One fan tweeted to clear up any confusion: "It is not racial - Michelle #Obama is scorned by #Nascar fans because her husband is a job-killer socialist."
- The new Twilight movie made $140 million this weekend. Chicks love vampires.
- I'm still upset about my trial from last week. I expected to win that. I should have won that.
- Insane story: A transgendered fake doctor is arrested for buttock enhancement treatment of a Miami woman using cement and fix-a-flat. And you won't believe her full length book in photo. (Cue Sir Mix-A-Lot.)
- Cowboy game thought: "Icing the kicker" is the dumbest thing ever, but the Redskins calling a timeout kept Tony Romo from being crucified in the media today. (Seconds later, Romo attempted to call a timeout when Dallas didn't have any which would have led to a 15 yard penalty.)
- Mrs. LL received an innocent injury this week which, by its appearance, will have every battered woman's advocate suspiciously cocking an eyebrow at me. Great.
- Basic criminal law: A person incarcerated on a new felony case who cannot make bail must be indicted within 90 days or he is entitled to be released on his own personal recognizance. The Fort Bend DA is getting roasted for screwing that up in a murder case.
- A University of California policeman is on official leave after casually pepper spraying a row of sitting protestors. (Pic). Which has already led to comedy photo-shop.
- The Bridgeport High School student learned the hard way that you are an adult for purposes of criminal charges when you turn 17.
- Death: A Seattle Mariner stabbed to death, and a University of Arkansas player found dead in his dorm room.
- And a 29 year old female from Boyd is listed in the Update's obituaries this morning. Anyone?
- We've found the dumbest person in the metroplex: Windy Lawrence (and her mother and "young daughter") are camping outside of a Best Buy in Mesquite in anticipation of "Black Friday."
11.21.2011
Random Monday Morning Thoughts
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Sign of the times, Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Biden were at the races "supporting military families" initative.
We can't even acknowledge the good people do if they disagree with us on another issue/issuses.
Attended two events where President Bush was speaker, and tho I disagreed with much of what he did or failed to do, I stood and applauded as he entered and left. Guess it was my age and my parents rearing.
Is that a man with boobs?
The 29 year old woman died in her sleep friday night. She was 4 1/2 months pregnant with twins. Too sad...can only rejoice that she is in the arms of Jesus. She left beyond two little boys and a loving husband.
duh bears..
Fort Bed DA wasn't the first one to make this error. Guy in Young County who raped and murdered a teenager a couple of years ago got released on bond because the DA there thought filing the charge by information, as opposed to indictment, stopped the 90 day requirement. WRONG. So her response: well we can't have this killer on the street so instead of giving him death let's just plead him to 40 years in prison or something like that so that the DA doesn't look bad in the press. Thank God that DA has an opponent in the upcoming election.
As I recall, George W. Bush got treated with some disrespect when he spoke at Coretta Scott King's funeral.....of course, if he hadn't gone, he would have been treated with the same amount of disrespect.....You just can't win with liberals.
And what in the world was Michelle Obama doing at a NASCAR rally anyway? Surely she has to know that a place like that is SOLID Red State territory.
It would be like a hard-core Republican speaking before the start of a Broadway musical....about AIDS....in San Francisco.
"There's only one thing we hate more than Jeff Gordon...and that's job-killing socialists! The fact that she's black is just the chocolate icing on the half-chocolate cake we refuse to eat!"
#NASCAR fan
I always wanted a full bottom...dang why would a person allow somebody to do this to themselves? Can't fix stupid.
If Christina is a size four, they moved the decimal point.
No word on the recent article on the new and improved parking ordinance in Rhome for Rv's, and campers? Sounds like prostitution has become the new business there.
Wait - didn't you link to a story last Friday on a couple in Denton who were camping out for Black Friday? And it said they had already been there for three days. That means about ten days worth of camping for a discount TV.
But...were they not eligible - geographic-wise - for the metroplex title? If not, I hope they face these other folks in the playoffs. Which I heard are being held in the parking lot of Cowboy's stadium
She and the tires were the only black things at the race.
Triple you and the lefties need some serious counseling.
Facing the truth is a really hard concept for you people.
On the brilliance of Tony Romo: Cowboys would have lost if 'Skins kicker made the overtime field goal. Tony tried to call a time-out (that he didn't have) on the 'Boys FG. Luckily for Tony, the 'Skins coach called the "icing" TO and saved Tony's dumb a** - again.
You cannot use cement and fix a flat then leave out bailing wire and duct tape. That is the first thing they teach you in back alley plastic surgery fellowhip.
She may have a little cement in her BRAIN.
Does getting a cement posterior implant make you a hard-ass?
had the Romo timeout been called when they had none, it is just a 5 yd delay of game...
It's nice to finally find common ground with The Devil.
The Devil is Republican, now that is evil!
@10:32 -
What the hell are you talking about? What truth is it that I need to face? And who are "you people"? Being left-handed isn't a condition which requires counseling, despite what the nuns told me in grade school!
You must be new to this site, so I'll catch you up. We may not use some of the coarser terms for poopoo and peepee, but this blog is for grownups, and sometimes we kid. Should I insert JK or LOL every time so that you don't get confused again?
"As I recall, George W. Bush got treated with some disrespect when he spoke at Coretta Scott King's funeral.....of course, if he hadn't gone, he would have been treated with the same amount of disrespect.....You just can't win with liberals. "
Yes - because the liberals are the only ones who do the "damned if you do, damned if you don't thing."
The beauty of being an Independent is I can see the obnoxiousness on both sides.
Ahh yes! A good dose of reality for Mrs. Obama!
The visual of Sheriff Buford T Justice visiting the pink RV in Smokey and the Bandit comes to mind, when you read the new Rhome RV ordinance in the messenger.
I hope when I die,it's on the upstroke so I can cheat fate.
I can't keep up with Christina's love life these days. Which team does she play for now? Or does she straddle the fence, so to speak?
My Other Brother Darryl
I am really a moderate. I have just decided to take a harder political line lately since so many or the freedoms and beliefs that I hold dear are under heavy attack from the current presidential admin and his extreme left cronies.
WK would probably call me a RINO, which is probably true with the extremist shift that has occured in the republican party.
I really don't care much for the extreme factions of either party, but group dynamics has won out, so this is what the political landscape will look like for years to come. It is a sad thing to me, because the most talented leaders will never emerge because of it. The current group of politicians we have is a prime example of that.
Devil I don't know that being a moderate makes you a RINO but I am glad that you provide the clarity of your position and recognize the dire situation this country is in due to the aforementioned leftist attacks. I believe the hard right shift you have seen is simply the same situation you have observed in yourself just simply started from a position right of yours prior to the shift. I truly believe that most of those who have shifted so far right will likely become less interested in politics and the political landscape will shift back to a more moderate position once the serious situation we find ourselves in is addressed properly. For those on the right politics are only mobilizing when their values are under attack while the left uses politics as a substitute for religion. That is one of the largest driving forces in the left to right swings seen in politics.
This aint rocket surgery, folks! Or somethin like that... ♫
Consilium, being a moderate makes me a RINO to many hardliners. They see moderation as weakness, this goes back to the whole group dynamics thing.
I appreciate your thoughts, and I hope your take on party dynamics is correct. I am a little more cynical however, and not so sure this shift is temporary.
Consilium: "Glad to hear you're a conservative, Devil."
Devil: "Thanks consilium, I completely understand your position as well, although I think I'm more moderate."
Consilium: "Perhaps you are, but I'm so glad you recognize what a bad position our country is in."
Devil: "Oh, I definitely see that. By the way, could you grip it a little harder and maybe stroke a little faster?"
Consilium: "But of course, my conservative friend. I like it a little slower though, so please slow down a bit. Feel free to grip harder though. I like that."
Devil: "Well I guess we found something we disagree on after all! HAHA!"
Consilium: "HAHAHA!!"
Rage
They weren't booing Mooch. They were saying COON.
Rage, if you were as funny and intelligent as you think you are you would still be a useless, worthless, sack of crap, duche bag, dumb*%#, scourge on society. Hope you enjoy your fantasy world of depravity. Now go screw yourself. Thanks for your time. You may now return to being meaningless.
I am wondering how fast he had to roll her after inserting the Fix-A-Flat to get her butt to swell up that big.
Rage, Good to see your an expert in grip and stroke, must cum in handy for you, no pun intended!
I don't think I'd actually boo a politician - or a politician's spouse.
if I had the opportunity, I would definitely try and discuss where they're wrong about their policies.
But I'm not sure that booing does anything constructive at all.
NASCAR crowds: defying the stereotypes, eh?
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