The Rhome City Council could put an end to this with their zero tolerance signs.
If you encourage it you can always ask your kid for gas money!
"Son, if you drive a drug cartel's weed-filled vehicle, just make sure that vehicle isn't stolen. Because stealing is wrong. Oh, and make sure you're old enough to legally possess a valid driver's license. Otherwise, wrong also. Are you even listening? Put down the Wii controller and look at me!"Um, Professor Green - is this a pass/fail class?"See that truck sitting out there in the parking lot? It's nice and roomy. If you were to steal that...you can put your weed in it!"Triple Fake SNL skit shopkeeper (Rob Schneider)
Was that 12 year old actually a Texan? Or American?
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