blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: I Think I've Got My Softball Team's Pre-Game Speech Ready

9.02.2011

I Think I've Got My Softball Team's Pre-Game Speech Ready



"Gonna fight . . .. 'til you can't fight no mo. And when you can't fight no mo . . . you gonna lie down an bleed awhile . . . You gonna get up . . . and fight some mo!!!"

Man, can you imagine the looks on everyone's face if I was to break into that.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Big Fire in Rhome... Details!!!!

The Devil said...

The Ray Lewis of chaplains! He looks like he could suit up and do some damage!

Anonymous said...

I wasn't motivated.

And I bet they lost.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he should take a trip over to Afgan and see if he can get up and fight some mo.

Anonymous said...

Nobody does it quite the way I do!
-Fake Vince Lombardi

Anonymous said...

This is a halftime speech...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4tIrjBDkk

Anonymous said...

"and after you cain't fight no mo, and the mofo ref flags yo ass, you get up and take him out and we beez right behind you."

Anonymous said...

That is wrong on so many counts. Teaching white boys ebonics, prayer in a government subsidized school, calling black athletes boys..........

Anonymous said...

The Baptists are going to think you're speaking in tongues.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Some of the players, looked like they didn't care.

Anonymous said...

1:30-- they beat the Fighting Irish 33-3.

And, I don't think you were/are his intended audience!

Good try though.

Anonymous said...

if you want to win, put Boobie in.

Anonymous said...

1:30, have some more Cheetos.

Anonymous said...

Went from locker room to church to kindergarden! I'm so confused......

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with using good English these days?

Anonymous said...

Barry,... you ain't near black enough to give a speech like that. If you were, you'd be headin' up some black church near south Dallas...(observation, why's most the white boys payin' attention to the speech and most of the the black boys not?)

Anonymous said...

He ain't far from the tree.

Anonymous said...

This world would be a better place with more colored folks.

Anonymous said...

You tell me he's not 2nd geniration Silver Back.