5.11.2011

About That Package . . .


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scab driver...typical...

Anonymous said...

Wow!
Must have run off the road

Anonymous said...

5:55,
Ya think???!!

Anonymous said...

WHAT CAN BROWN DO TO YOU

Anonymous said...

Were drugs or alcohol involved?

Anonymous said...

WILL THERE BE BIG RIGS IN HEAVEN WHEN I DIE?
WILL MY REWARD BE CRUISING DOWN THAT FREEWAY IN THE SKY?
WHEN I CLIMB THAT FINAL GRADE, WHEN MY FINAL RUN IS MADE
WILL THERE BE BIG RIGS IN HEAVEN?

THAT OL' DIESEL SINGING LOUD
BIG WHEELS GLIDING THRU THE CLOUDS
WOULD THEY ALLOW A BIG RIG IN HEAVEN?
GEARING DOWN, THAT ENGINE'S PULLING
UP TO WHERE OL' GABRIEL'S BLOWING
THEY'VE GOT TO NEED A BIG RIG IN HEAVEN!

IF MY OL' KENWORTH DON'T COME THRU
A NEW SAINT PETER-BILT WILL DO
IF THEY LET ME HAVE A BIG RIG IN HEAVEN
NO MORE POT-HOLES, NO MORE SCALES
NO MORE SMOKEYS ON MY TAIL
CAN'T WAIT TO DRIVE A BIG RIG IN HEAVEN!



HOT SHOWERS EVERY MORNING
EVERY TICKET IS A WARNING
I THINK I'D LIKE A BIG RIG IN HEAVEN
EVERY WAITRESS IS AN ANGEL
WITH HER COFFEE POT AND HALO
WHAT COULD BEAT A BIG RIG IN HEAVEN?

I'LL WEAR WINGS AND PLAY THAT HARP
BUT I NEVER COULD STAY PARKED
CAN I DRIVE MY BIG RIG IN HEAVEN?
IS THERE A GOLDEN INTERSTATE
JUST INSIDE THAT PEARLY GATE
DON'T JESUS NEED A BIG RIG IN HEAVEN?

Fake Buck Owens

Anonymous said...

Don't you remember back on the icy days, all the trucks you saw on the news stranded were Fed Ex!

Anonymous said...

the driver dropped his in and out burger...reached down to pick it up and BAM...at least he saved the burger

Anonymous said...

Save the burger baby!

Anonymous said...

WILSON

Anonymous said...

7:51p. Ur gay.

Anonymous said...

Probably the road's fault. The WCM usually reports that it's the road conditions that "caused" an accident. As in, "slick road causes accident". If a slick road caused an accident, why didn't everyone driving on that road wreck?