- Dallas Cowboy Marty B. thinks it's a good idea to photo himself neekid. Hey, kids. That's always a bad idea.
- And I think that guy is a huge spare.
- If Home Depot doesn't turn a profit this quarter based upon my purchases alone, something is wrong.
- Someone that hypothetically drives to work with me might always hypothetically put on makeup in the car and she might have hypothetically forgot her makeup bag this morning meaning she's very natural this moment at work. I laughed. She didn't.
- The Star-Telegram's web site officially went down this morning.
- Fox 4 News web site goes Idiocracy?
- There's a Commissioner's Court meeting on Wednesday where they will provide a handout of each county department's budget from last year compared to their proposed budget from this year. Somebody send that to me. I want to publish it.
- Eighteen year old from Bridgeport killed in car crash.
- This Dez Bryant/Roy Williams shoulder pads thing is silly.
- It's the 30th anniversary of Caddyshack. Fans will probably appreciate this piece. If you don't, you'll get nothing and like it.
- When I was a kid, every dog in the neighborhood was neither fenced in or on a leash. And none of them ever ran off and got lost.
- Random "Hey, now" mug shot.
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17 comments:
natural is good. kat is pretty, needs to show her natural eyes..
reward us with a picture?
Body gets an 8 face gets a 3
Is your car crash link wrong? No news of an 18 yr old in there. ??
BG, if you stay married long enough, you'll learn when to keep your laughter on the inside.
The "alleged victim" clenches her cheeks and the bed breaks. Chuck Norris clenches his cheeks and California slides into the ocean. (Like the mystics and statistics say it will . . . )
[There was no mention in the story of the gender of the suspect. Wonder why?.]
Love the blowing hair photo shoot style in the mug shot...
link error --- You're welcome.
I wonder if Fitchie ever caught that car???
Double Fake Bimbo
To me, texting someone to find out "wazzup" is not worth killing a family over.
If today's girl isn't the love child of Vladimir Putin and Anne Heche I'll be a monkey's uncle!
The girl in the picture is waiting for her solar-powered vibrator to reach an optimal charge.
Bizarro Christy Canyon
Spencer Hall, who wrote the CaddyShack piece, also writes everydayshouldbesaturday.com which is the most creative college football blog out there, bar none.
Her name is Helga Svenson Von Bitbergesonvson Der Smith.
Butterface.
The mug shots were better...
Uh, the county budgets (last year and proposed) are on the county website.
ReUnion,
A family orientated event!
I will drink to that!
The forgetting the make-up bag? Not hi-larious for the ladies that love the make-up. Traumatizing with the potential to make you stabby, but not hi-larious. She would've been well within her rights to call in sick, drop you off at work and go back to hide for the rest of the day. Not that I've ever done anything like that to a former significant other. I've just heard of such.
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