A short but violent thunderstorm line (moving at 50 mph) is headed this way.
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Edit @ 9:53 am: Well, that was a big bag of nothing. I was getting reports that we were going to get hit with hail and 50 mph winds and what do we get? Nothing. It was like Noah split the storm so that the animals could walk two by two across the Red Sea.
But it looked bad on radar: