6.24.2009

The Girl from Ipanema Argentina

This guy went missing for four days over the last weekend and everyone was wondering where he was. Now we know. Sean Hannity is trying to "reflect" on this development this afternoon with thoughts on human frailty and mentioning how Sanford seemed "pained" and "hurting" during his press conference. I'm sure he treated Clinton the same way.

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

See...even conservative republicans like a little stray every once in a while.

Anonymous said...

Another horny conservative Baptist.

Anonymous said...

Bailiff, whack his peepee.

Anonymous said...

Don't cry for me Argentina.

My Other Brother Darryl

PS - Could he have picked a worse time to get the crazies than Father's Day Weekend? I think not.

Anonymous said...

Don't cry for me Argentina.

Anonymous said...

And the Republican party takes another hit on the chin. :-)

Anonymous said...

Quick - I am just devastated. A Republican doing such a bad thing?

Surely he will be kicked out of the party.

Such religious folks cannot tolerate such sin in their midst.

Anonymous said...

What an egomaniacal, narcissistic jerk. And I'm a conservative Republican. Hannity makes me want to puke.

mzchief said...

Unlike Clinton, Sandford did not commit purgery while under oath providing a deposition in a civil lawsuit. Yes, it was determined that Clinton did indeed commit purgery when he lied, about a germane fact, while providing a sworn deposition for the civil case brought against Clinton by Paula Jones. Clinton lost his law license, fined $25,000 and forever disbarred from appearing before the SCOTUS.

I do find it remarkable that Republicans tend to be more inclined to commit errors of conscience and Democrats commit math errors on their tax forms. One is considered a personal matter and the other is a CRIME.

Anonymous said...

Where are all of the good people screaming about the injustice of having to tell their children about extra-marital affairs. Remember when Clinton got a slob job in office and - yes I know he lied about it - people complained that they had to go and tell their children what a blow job was because they always heard about it on the tv. (My tv has a turn off button on the tv and the remote, I guess a lot of peoples don't) Are these parents telling their children about extra-marital affairs and gay sex (remember Larry Craig)?

Anonymous said...

If only he were a liberal weenie he could now run for President.

Anonymous said...

If Clinton had "acted" the same way, maybe Sean would have treated him the same way. But no, he had to lie, have his staff lie, even his own wife called it a vast right wing conspiracy.

Anonymous said...

"A dear dear friend in Argentina"

I think the friend is a man.

Anonymous said...

It seems all politicians have wandering P's

Anonymous said...

I hope his little trip down trim lane was worth the trouble that is ahead for him.

Once again the penis is the devil!

Anonymous said...

Re Sanford:

Those damn gays...........they've caused another marriage to fail.

Bring on the Defense of Marriage Ammendment!!!!!!!!!!!!! If we don't act now marriage as we know it is doomed.

Anonymous said...

Here's somethin I was just thinkin about a little earlier:

If you're married and go missing for a few days you better be:

1 Dead
2 Abducted by Aliens
3 Workin for the CIA
4 Buyin a Banjo
5 Or it's December 21 2012

Anonymous said...

Last week Sen.John Ensign, this week, Gov. Mark Sanford...Oh dear!

Anonymous said...

Right WingNut Standing Order #18: When someone mentions a Republican's moral failings, invoke Bill Clinton. Then pray for the Republican (only).

If this does not work, go back to Standing Order #3: Blame the liberal media.

Acting indignant and emphasizing your text with bold or ALLCAPS gets you bonus points.

Gen. Hannity

Anonymous said...

Short memory there mzchief!

Remember Nixon? Conscience, give me a break!

Remember Reagan? Those pesky little arms deals outlawed by Congress. Money laundering?

Remember Bush 2? Torture outlawed by several treties we signed.

Let's be fair and balanced and say on any given day a politician begins to take his ego a little too seriously and it has very little to do with party affiliation.

Anonymous said...

Looks like we've finally found a Republican governor that the liberal media will get behind for President. 'Bout time!

Wonder if he hung out with any anti-American radicals in his youth? If so, he is a lock in 2012.

wordkyle said...

I imagine you'll see Sanford resigning as governor shortly, as he should. (There was a lot more than an extramarital affair going on there.) At least this time the brouhaha is for his actually having sex, rather than just writing naughty e-mails or tapping a toe in a public restroom. (However, there's not an election coming up, so the media may let it go. Republican scandals always get more coverage in even-numbered years.)

Anonymous said...

3:47 If I'm late there had better be a blood trail from my wrecked vehicle to the pay phone. That's funny. Buying a banjo.

Gorilla said...

Does this guy have a brother named Fred?

Anonymous said...

Can you tell us what treaties were signed that outlawed torture?

Anonymous said...

Let the Republican demise continue.

They are much more hypocritical than Christians......

....and those who mix the two...

......oh my!!!

...what a bunch of jerks!

...ok, Rush, what about this one?

Anonymous said...

Re Comment by 3:30p

I luv it! The penis is the devil! I may use that on business cards!

I pick up so much on this blog to use in daily life. Thanks Barry.

My Other Brother Darryl

PS - But what does that make the vagina?

Anonymous said...

That must be some piece of ace to throw your whole life down the tubes.

Anonymous said...

6:20 - puleeze tell we who are ingnorant who the heck "Brother Darryl is?"........

......if he is a "preacherman", we need his help on this demon possessed blog!!

Signed: sister woman

Anonymous said...

6:20, How about Angel Tunnel? Satan is always trying to spoil Angels.

Anonymous said...

6:20
Duh-The Holy Grail!

Xanthippas said...

I'm sure Sanford was really "hurting" and "pained" while he was boinking his mistress this weekend. Never mind how his wife might feel about anything.

Anonymous said...

Can you say Poon Tango?
Just sayin

Anonymous said...

At least he did'nt drown her.Barney takes it in the --tt and no one cares.They would lose the queer vote if they did.As for craigs wife she said it made their marriage stronger. Ibrought that up to my wife;she said no wayyyy buddy.Most of it is really none of the public business.DAGO

Anonymous said...

Nobody died when Clinton lied.





Not that it was the public's business anyway.

Anonymous said...

3:53 & 4:06 ,
You are exactly right!

Anonymous said...

Is everyone going to let mzchief go with the spelling errors?

RPM said...

What is wrong with this picture???

http://cloudfront.mediamatters.org/static/images/item/fnc-20090624-sanford.jpg

Double Fake Fair and Balanced

Anonymous said...

6:20 - puleeze tell we who are ingnorant who the heck "Brother Darryl is?"........

He aint heavy, he's my brother.

Double Fake Larry

Anonymous said...

???
Mzchief???

Since when is "perjury" spelled "purgery".

Or were you thinking of "buggery"?

(or maybe just drunk??)

Jarhead said...

Oh how short [and selective] some lefty memories are.

Does the name Eliot Spitzer ring a bell?

Not only did he have an extramarital affair while [Leftist]governor of New York... IT WAS WITH A HOOKER!!

He spent something like $80,000 for sex with A HOOKER while Attorney General and later GOVERNOR.

Now I'm not an attorney, but I'm pretty sure that's illegal.

Next topic.

Judy said...

Barry, I'm sure most people already know, but Andy's funeral is this Friday @ 10:30 @ the FBC in Decatur.

Anonymous said...

Jarhead -
I remember Elliot Spitzer and even John Edwards, but the problem I have with this guy is he is governor of a state and left for four days with out telling anyone (his wife, his kids, his Lieutenant governor, his staff, etc.) where he was going. If he ran for President and won, would we as American people have to be on watch for him to up and leave and not tell anyone.
In reality the ones that I feel sorry for are his wife and sons.

Anonymous said...

"Darryl and my other brother Darryl" I think they were on the old "Bob Newhart Show"??
They were very funny! I think that was the show.....

Anonymous said...

3:53, I think it was Skippy, the moderator of this blog that invoked the name Bill Clinton in comparison as to the way Sean Hannity treated the two differently. If only Gov. Sanford had come on TV and pursed his lips and said "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lopez." all would be forgiven because it was a personal matter. Oh wait, never mind. That only works if you are a liberal weenie, which I suppose you are.

Anonymous said...

trust me, 6:04, he ain't gonna run for president now

Anonymous said...

When guys cheat, they should not write emails telling how sexy their mistress is. Or at least when they are a governor of a state thinking about running for president in 2012!

What was refreshing about this one is the wife kicked him out and was not standing by her man when he confessed to the affair!

John Edwards cheating on his wife who had cancer while a candidate for president is beyond being stupid! And it started when she told him how hot he was! And who knows who the daddy is of her love child???

So, this affair can't top John Edwards so leave out who is Democrat and who is Republican. These guys are too powerful, too arrogant and just too over sexed!

Don't marry a politician.

Anonymous said...

I wish I was Will Robinson and I was bangin Judy while the robot yelled Danger Danger Danger!

Anonymous said...

Wonder who had access to Sanford's personal email account? Wife? Security detail? Chief of Staff? Someone pointed paper in right direction six months ago.

Yet another example of someone using something besides his brain to make decisions..........and in 2012 he could have had his hand on the red button.

Anonymous said...

9:42 From what I understand, his wife told him recently to move out. She said she hoped the seperation would make their marriage stronger. I'm sure she was meaning - he leaves, realizes how much he misses us and decides he needs to break it off with Ms. Argentina and come back home. I don't think she was saying his extra-marital affair was what made their marriage stronger.

I do like that his wife is not playing politics at this point. I've always hated how the man stands there admitting what he has done to the press with his wife standing next to him. I just think it's such a private thing, and having her stand there next to him with the media capturing her hurt for all the world to see is just awful. He created this mess, and he should have to stand there alone and admit it.

Anonymous said...

6:49am -
it is Monica Lewinsky. Not Monica Lopez

Anonymous said...

2:11
Why don't you think about that for a bit...Geography? Word-play?

Anonymous said...

Here's the latest explanation from Rush (the brain) Limbaugh - It's all Obama's fault! Sanford was so distraught over problems in this country he just had to seek comfort from his Argentine girlfriend. Geeeze - why didn't I see that sooner?

Anonymous said...

Bubear....

Did you not like my alternate definitions of gragina? LOL

Hopefully you got a laugh....or five...

Double Fake

Anonymous said...

Wow, an affair disqualifies you for the presidency, but doing drugs for many years, associating with terrorists, embracing socialism, and smoking cigarettes do not. Strange

Anonymous said...

6:53
I don't think an affair disquailfies someone for the presidency, but I think leaving the office they were elected too, and not notifying anyone of their whereabouts should make people think long and hard if they want to elect a person like that. Now exactly how many years are we talking about the person you are referring to did drugs? Associating with terrorist? Would you like to explain? Embracing socialism? You do realize that Medicare is "socialism", and so what if this person smokes cigarettes. I bet this person might even have a beer once in a while. Oh the shame!!!!