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8.13.2008

My Vote For Greatest Olympian: Misty May

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Best olympic chick viewing sports

10. Fencing - kind of homely girls covered from head to toe with a mask. Works for me.
9. Water polo - big girls named helga in swimsuits. Alrighty.
8. bike riding - wind blown look can never be discounted.
7. Trap - girls with weapons.

Those were to cleanse the mind, now on to the important sports that must be viewed:
6. Pole vaulting - any girl sport with the word pole gets my vote.
5. High jumping - bending over backwards is important.
5. Gymnastics - although it kind of make you feel perverted to watch.
4. Sprints - fast girls are ez.
3. Swimming - you have to hold off judgement until they take their silly cap and glasses off, come on girls, get with it.
2. Diving - nothing but a tight swimsuit, yes.
1. Beach VB - who knew you can win a gold medal in a sport you could do while drinking beer. Also, even china looks good in the suits.

Giggle

Anonymous said...

Misty May is the best and has very nice attributes.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the tramp stamp.

Anonymous said...

How about another poll?
Male vs female readers?
Maybe not so many chick lovin' viewers after all?

Jarhead said...

Wow. She has the ass of a seven year-old boy.

Anonymous said...

GOT MY VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN....ALMOST OUT OF PRINTER PAPER AGAIN

BRB

Anonymous said...

7. Trap - girls with weapons.

If that made the list, then how about archery?

I say it's a tie between May and her teammate Walsh. I watched them beat the Cubans the other night and in the post-game interview it appeared that it may have been a little nipply, uh, I mean nippy, even though they were in bikinis.
I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

My wife was wondering why the guys are in shorts and shirts this year instead of speedos. Kinda disappointed.

onmyway311 said...

i want to look like that!

Anonymous said...

I'll take Alicia Sacromone.
Yeeeouch......it hurts to look at her she's so beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I was just wondering if I could have a hug? PLEEEEEAAASSSEEE!
Just one time?
Oh Yea, Banjo in 3/4 time, hit it boy's!!

Anonymous said...

Im convinced that holy water comes from Misty's BUTT

Anonymous said...

i would love to tap dat!!!!!!