4.16.2007

Turkey Talk


A faithful reader, mindful that my past half-marathon pics had generated some not so flattering comments about my legs, emailed this link and inquired if I had been shot.

No, maam, that was not me.

10 comments:

Pseudonym said...

The question has to be asked. Was the Vice-President in the area? He has been known to confuse humans and fowl.

Anonymous said...

Barry's legs may well be mistaken for turkey legs, but no self-respecting hunter would shoot such a turkey.

Anonymous said...

Hatfields and McCoys. Only in Wise County.

Anonymous said...

How do you mistake a person for a turkey? Or is that just what you tell the cops when you get caught?

Anonymous said...

did not happen

Anonymous said...

9:51 So some dumbass hunter comes up from the metromess and shoots an innocent bystander running on trails in our beautiful grasslands and Wise County residents are at fault? Give it a rest.

Anonymous said...

Cheney is not given enough credit. He can distinguish between a chicken and a chicken shit.

Anonymous said...

I guess that means he knows he's not the chicken.

Anonymous said...

Come on folks. You all know the shooter's were really just protecting their meth lab.

Denney Crane said...

Man, this guy was definitely not an experienced hunter. I alway use double ought buck shot when hunting turkey...

Just a hint...if you weren't commenting anonymously, you might be taken a little more seriously!